[Accidental Voice Post]

[Noises of someone clanking around in a kitchen, and turning pages in book] Let's see here...eggs are the easiest to make, are they? Well, now that I know scrambled eggs...Boiled eggs looks like it takes far too long, so lets skip that. Sunny side up looks--ugh, runny. Scotch eggs look horribly unhealthy, and steamed eggs? ( Read more... )